Beyoncé is a llama

Thursday, August 10, 2006

As many will know, I have held the opinion for many a year that Beyoncé is a horse. Yes, the combination of teeth, hair, and long legs have an altogether equine effect.

Now news reaches me that Beyoncé has a new album and single out. This is exciting news, not least for the music, but also so the "Beyonce = horse" hypothesis can be tested that little more.

The single and album covers, however, hold a surprise. Beyoncé has changed. She's no longer the wild horse she was, romping dangerously or crazy in love over a Texas prairie. She's mellowed. Beyoncé has become a llama!!







It's uncanny!

9 comments:

Robpop said...

Naming your album after a toilet basin where in which men clean their bottoms after a no.2 and women clean their frontbottoms after a no.1 is NEVER a good sign!

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mobius said...

LOL! The best Beyoncé blog entry ever!

orange anubis said...

oh my god! i never saw it before but you're absolutely right!

Gareth said...

Very true Adrian, but she's using the Llama thing to divert from the fact that she is actually Satan.

Adrian said...

Ooh, be nice about Beyoncé - she's a popstar horse-turned-llama. And you don't get many of those, do you?

Karen S said...

Well thank you very much! I had just got this song out of my head (only to be replaced, co-incidentally, by the even more irritating 'Independent Woman') and now you've brought it all back! ;o)

Karen S said...

Of course, this is real reason I hate 'Independent Woman'. I've got to learn to leave sites like this alone...