I went to Benidorm last week for Benidorm Fest and kept my ears open for interesting chit-chat. Here's what I heard:
- The thing is, I've been friends wi' Gary for thirty-five year
- I've got a curry club in Leatherhead when I get back on Thursday
- Oh that's another thing I did with me mince, I made myself a burger...
- We're on the yellow now... well it's more lemon that, in't it?