Overheard: Manchester

 

On a recent visit to Manchester, here is what I heard.

• He's got no money, but going to t'South of France on holiday?
  
  
• He really thought his effectiveness was gonna drag him through.
  
  
• If you mention his name in any Italian restaurant in Manchester, they think he's a god.
  
  
• He's gonna have to wait and see what happens with what's-his-face health-wise.
  
  
• I did say to him, it would be nice if you come, at least I have someone in the car with me.
  
  
• She's alright but her lips are a bit off... she's got a massive nose as well
  
  
• We're on a hen do. The groom is French, so we're wearing berets.
  
  
• Has she told her mum that she's told the police?
  
  
• I was born in Manchester and I haven't been back since.