I'm in a charity shop in Derby, paying at the till for my purchase. The shop assistant is speaking to Me in a charity shop, while yer one talks to someone else.
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There's only me and Carol 'ere. We're waiting for Elvis. That's £3 duck.
Did ya enjoy yer burgers last night?
I tuk meself off ta bed!
Why?
Ya can't get round 'er dining room, she's got a bag on! You have a lovely day duck!
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