Overheard: Kraków

Wednesday, April 01, 2026

While walking around Krakow for a few days, I heard the following snippets of chat.


Old Town Market Square in Kraków, Krzysztof Zgłobicki, Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA

  • I can't wear a green bag out, it's degrading!

  • Was there a contract amount awarded?

  • There is a core team in America, and we are like a support team.

  • I could probably do it, but I thought I better not.

  • I'm fresh now, I'm happy.

  • There will be a new president, it will change.

  • He's gonna be like the king, and I'm now your duke bitch!