As the sun sets on an Amsterdam summer tourist season, here are 17 random things I overheard tourists saying in Amsterdam in summer 2025.
- It was presented as a democratic process, but it was not!
 - The best thing about wearing this skirt is my phone doesn't pull it down.
 - No, no, no, we will just buy the juice!
 - When you're in love, you're in the bubble, like, all the time.
 - Don't get me wrong, I love a good sunset, but I'm not gonna Instagram it! 
 - I could live here. This is the best weather we've had, this is all I fucking care about!
 - He used to be an addict, like a big addict. Did he tell you that?
 - You look stunning! If you'd have come to dinner dressed like that, we'd be wowed.
 - I don't wanna, like, work hard as fuck for that. So I'm not gonna go.
 - You haven't seen it yet, but I can get pretty fiery.
 - Small little boats with little or no entertainment? Ann and Steve did one and they said it was HORRIBLE, and I'll be taking their recommendation!
 - I don't fuck with mixing sweet and savoury.
 - That's like a firecracker, went right off in my throat!
 - She's an actress, a dancer AND an educator.
 - They didn't think about mental illness... that is literally insane! No pun intended.
 - Is that in New York?! Mo-Maaaa?! We'll look it up!
 - You're a troubled lady, aren't you?
 

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